Thursday, March 25, 2010

Tax Dollars At Work

It's been high on everyone's worries, I'm sure. I know it's been high on my list of concerns. Fortunately, in the midst of everything going on in the world, the Transportation Security Administration is giving everyone a very clear understanding of how they will determine if your helper monkey is going to be a threat during air travel. Now we know that service monkeys will be brought through metal detectors on a leash, and that our FSA Security Officers have been trained not to handle your monkey.

2 comments:

  1. Can I please have a monkey helper??!

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  2. I dunno - it seems like there are a lot of rules regarding monkey helpers.

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