Did you know Kermit the Frog is from eastern Europe?
That's right, he's a tad Polish.
Why did Mozart have to get rid of his dogs?
Because they wouldn't stop baching!
A child and a serial killer are walking through the woods at night.
It's dark, and raining, and the trees are casting strange shadows.
The boy looks up at the serial killer and says: "I'm pretty scared Mister".
The serial killer says "You're scared?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
Two peanuts were walking through a park, one was -a salted-.
You guys heard about them corduroy pillows?
No?
Sheesh, you guys need to get out more. They're making headlines.
A horse walks into a bar, bartender looks over and asks -
Why the long face?
How many ears does Capt. Kirk have?
Three, the left ear the right ear and the final front ear.
What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
Both travel around ura-nus and wipe out kling-ons...
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