Women Want Him and Men Want to Be Him

I suppose some men want him too. I mean, I know I do. He's got the muscles, the smile, and, of course, the chin. Who am I talking about? I'll tell you his name. And when I do, with the heavens opening up and singing as I do, you'll understand fully. It's this man...



It's Bruce Campbell.

Star of so many classic films. Star of Burn Notice (sure, he shares time with some other guy, but that's unimportant). He's easily the most accomplished man in the world. Don't pull out names of people who have been in more shows, or more movies. Don't quote for me people who have more awards, or who have achieved wealth or fame beyond. None of them compare.



The man is all class. He is all sex. He is everything to everyone. And don't you try to deny it.

Awesome beyond words?



He's done it.

Evil genius?



He can pull that off too.

Hell, he's such a perfect specimen, he doesn't even need to show you his face for you to know who he is.



And with that, I'll leave you for now, better in the knowledge that what you had long suspected is actually true. Bruce Campbell is, in fact, a god among men. Live better knowing that.