Flowcharts Revisited

So on the way out the door to work this morning, Laura and I were arguing about something. And she just wouldn't see my point! I kept trying to explain it and she kept ignoring it and talking about something else. It was infuriating! Then I realized the problem. She must have read my flowcharts below and clearly she was stuck at one particular point.

I would've won the argument too if she fought fair. Hmph...

Flowchart Madness!

After checking out the good ol' standby of the OH SNAP! flowchart, I decided to see what other flowcharts were out there to help me get through life. In my exploration of the internet, I found some very important life lessons. It would be wrong of me not to share them with you all, so here you go. Enjoy!